Thank god Halloween mostly happens at night. My repairs to my costume are very last minute and rushed and I think look TERRIBLE. But the parade is in the dark and will be crowded, and who is going to look that closely at my costume, right? RIGHT? And it’s just going to go in the garbage later. All that money down the trash chute. Anyway, even though it’s not a great costume and I’m going to freeze my ass off tonight, it should be fun. After all, how many more years do I have left to act like a 4 year old?